(image via the cobra snake)
okay so this is an old article but it was forwarded to me again this morning:
"hipster infestations have become commonplace in modern times. one day, life seems completely normal. the next, you’ve got an anorexic in a train-conductor hat scurrying across your kitchen in the middle of dinner. this, understandably, can be a pretty disconcerting sight."
"finally, keep a sharp eye on dressers and closets. hipsters love tight clothing, usually on the darker, more weathered side. have any pairs of your 14-year-old daughter’s jeans suddenly gone missing? what about her nail polish kit?
for many, this suggestion sparks additional fears: if hipsters are ransacking my daughter’s closet, how do i know they won’t cause her any undue additional (i.e., sexual) harm? parents should rest easier knowing that most hipsters are either asexual or bi-curious. that being said, it would be a good idea to keep an eye on your son, too."
full article is here
Thursday, January 25, 2007
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